Me: Ooo, I have a great idea. I'm going to invent a remote control ottoman. Like, there's going to be a button on the remote control like the ones you have for video or input or whatever and it's going to say "O" or something and you can make the ottoman move back and forth with the channel or arrow buttons and you can just lift up your feet and you don't have to reach out and--

Kiara: Pooky. What the hell are you talking about?