Over dinner at India Garden:
Me: This food is so good I could start crying.
Me: What would you guys do if I just broke down in tears?
*Silence*
Alika: I would get up and leave.
Angela: I would ignore you and continue to eat until you came back to your senses.
Justin: I would leave too.
Me: What?? You guys wouldn't do anything?
Justin: Oh wait, never mind, I wouldn't leave.
Me: ...
Justin: I would sit and watch.
