Mom: I don't know what it is about these chips-- I can't stop eating them!
Me: Hmm, I don't know. They don't taste right. They taste-
Mom: Artificial. But I can't stop.
Mom: Like Meow Mix.*
*Riley the cat was strung out on Meow Mix for a while. It was a dark time in his life. And he did, in fact, ask for it by name.
