Since I've been sick--

I've been wasting an obscene amount of time on the interwebz. So much.

I made a twitter.

Then I made a stumbleupon account to help me find more websites on which to waste my time.

Cheers to second semester senior year!



On another note, Mucinex is serious.

stay posi

Since that post was overwhelmingly negative/disgusting and a very UN-POSI way to start the new year, I'll do this instead. Something about this just cracks me up. (Although laughing is acutely painful.)

For anyone who wants to know:

Here's what my throat has looked like since last Tuesday!

Disclaimer: This is not actually my throat, but the similarities abound.

I'm in pain and miserable and lonely. And swallowing is torture. And the antibiotics aren't working. And I have to take tylenol every two hours for the headaches. And now I'm done complaining.

I LOVE THIS.

Jon: Oh, wait, we have dip?
Me: Yeah.
Jon: What kind?
Me: French Onion... but it's not very good.
Jon: *waves hand* Let me try it. I've had good french onion dips and I've had bad french onion dips.
Jon: *dip, crunch, munch*
Me: ...
Jon: *straight-faced* 3.5

I've been putting so much time into my screenplay, that this morning, when I woke up, my first thought was:

"I need to text Professor Sheridan."

Yeah, no--he's a character in my screenplay. Does not exist. Thanks.

Me: Wait, Justin, you went to private school?
Justin: Yes, a Catholic school.
Me: Oh. Wow.
Justin: All boys.
Me: What?? Why?
Justin: I don't know, because it was close to my house. I could walk there.
Me: Okay-- is your family catholic?
Justin: Uhhh, I don't know. Maybe.