Snippets

Kidz Bop: unspeakably awful pop songs sung by pre-pubescent children. The 18th album comes out in July.

I was waiting for a table at La Hacienda and realized the guy next to me was touching my thumb, which he continued to do.

I was watching a youtube video and then I went to read the comments. I read one that I was really funny so I laughed and thought, "I was just thinking that!" Then, went I went to give it a thumbs up, youtube wouldn't let me. I then realized that I'd left the comment. A month ago. I have no recollection.

My stomach hates me for eating Waffle House at 1 am

"It's not that hard to imagine a Chicken Biscuit. It's a biscuit with a piece of chicken in between. It's not like imagining the anatomy of a crocodile!"

Spring Break Plans:

50% Play the Sims
40% Sleep
10% Pretend to be productive

Yeah. Sounds about right.

Now, if you will excuse me, I have a house to build.

To the man who came into Treasures on the Square wearing tie dye parachute pants in the middle of class,

Thank you.

Sincerely,

The one who kept staring



p.s. Your beard was transcendent.

I'm over:

1) Reading people's AWFUL screenplays, stories, etc.
2) Commenting on people's AWFUL screenplays, stories, etc.
3) Advanced Reporting. I will never choose to be a journalist.
4) Revising
5) Re-revising
6) Digital collage making
7) Photoshop
8) Neighbors
9) English majors, that, dont understand grammar, or, punctuation. (Errors are intentional)
10) College

I just want to forget about college and go on Spring Break.

"My screenplay doesn't have a name. Fundamental Error. Right off the bat."

So what if I'm watching the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers? SUE ME.

Toy Story

"Would you like some tea, Mrs. Nesbitt?"

Ben Gibbard! You kill me.

"She holds a smile like someone would hold a crying child."

-Death Cab for Cutie