Judging by the smell of things, my neighbors have apparently been too busy smoking pot to take out the trash for the past month. A skunk got onto our porch last night and tore open the trash. Now it's all over the place. I woke up the smell of skunk in my nostrils.

I want new neighbors.

I've had a headache since Sunday. If it persists, I will cut it off. 

I can't wait until my crockpot beans are done cooking so I can eat them. 

I could live off of Diet Coke, Cheetos, ice cream and/or chocolate chip cookies. That is terrible. 

Most importantly, whiny people irritate me. Shut up and get over it. (This doesn't include me, of course)

There's a bunch of shows I want to see coming up: 

The Almost

The Chariot and Oh Sleeper

Taking Back Sunday and Fun

Haste the Day and The Devil Wears Prada

If I get to see all of these, or even half, I will be complete. 

OK, no, I need to see them all.